Slop Tower Defense field guide

Choose the best unit for your next job

“Best” depends on the missing job in your lineup. This role guide uses dated creator reports and the existing two-author comparison; it does not publish a new post-Raid tier list.

Choose a role before a rarity

  • Opening defense: the September 18 video highlights Moon Blossom as a starter with slowing attacks. Test its live placement cost and opening before relying on it.
  • Group damage: Star Fruit is described with splash and fire; Corgi Poseidon with piercing attacks. Those are creator reports, not freshly tested stats.
  • Hero damage: the same video reports Watchman of Doom at 25,000 DPS. Current hero selection and performance require live verification.
  • Support: Sahur Statue is described as a buffer rather than a damage dealer. Pair a support choice with attackers; a zero-DPS support unit cannot be judged by raw damage alone.

Moon Blossom’s value and starter context →

Star Fruit’s dated damage and trade evidence →

Corgi Poseidon’s piercing report →

Watchman of Doom’s hero evidence →

Price does not choose your damage dealer

Party Cat has a higher community trade estimate than many damage-focused choices, but the dated video reports lower raw DPS than Star Fruit. A scarce collectible is not automatically the most useful upgrade for your current run.

Use the value list when negotiating and the tier comparison when reading creator opinions. Neither replaces the live cost, range, effects and placement behavior of the unit you actually own.

Separate Party Cat’s market estimate from combat evidence →

Inspect the two creators’ agreements and disagreements →

Test one change at a time

  1. Pick the map and difficulty where your team currently stalls.
  2. Identify whether failure comes from the opening, grouped enemies, sustained damage or missing support.
  3. Replace one unit and keep the other placements consistent.
  4. Record the failed wave or clear, upgrades used and resources spent. Repeat before spending scarce ingredients.

Establish a damage-first opening →

Prepare a team for a raid attempt →

What this guide cannot rank yet

No universal post-Raid Revamp best team is established here. Fresh unit cards, actual mechanics and applicable creator demonstrations are needed before revising the older rankings.

Do not import Golden Ranger, Golden Mobster or Emperor wave scripts from another tower-defense game. A result mentioning Slop in its title can still contain the wrong game’s mechanics.

Your next step

Compare the two creator lists →

Choose your next bottleneck →

Sources & context

Reviewed September 27, 2026. Creator observations keep their original date and are not current in-game verification. How we handle sources, conflicts and corrections.